Saturday, December 18, 2010

Speak American

First, I'd love to explain my love for America and the lovely way we allow people from all over the country to come and live here and work. What a nice country...we deserve a big fuckin pat on the back. Preferably from Jesus...Anyway, one would assume that when you move to a different country you'd learn their language...One would assume...However, that is not the case in this beautiful land of the free, and unfortunately at my job I have to constantly decipher how an accident happened, or what someone's phone number is (It's three not TREE). I hope to make "clear english speaker" part of the requirements to live here...not chopped up words that barely make sentences.

Oh and don't get mad at the me when I can't understand your "accent"...thanks.

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